sherlawkward:

rifa:

camflougedzut:

 
fearof-theunknown:

The Trap
In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.
She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She was, naturally, suspicious, so she went to the police.
When the police paid a visit to the address on the envelope, they made a gruesome discovery, three butchers had been harvesting human flesh and selling it to the starving people.
And what was in the envelope the man gave to the woman? A note, saying simply “This is the last one I am sending you today.”


oh

IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE LETTER MEANT AND NOW IM FREAKING OUT

sherlawkward:

rifa:

camflougedzut:

 

fearof-theunknown:

The Trap

In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.

She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She was, naturally, suspicious, so she went to the police.

When the police paid a visit to the address on the envelope, they made a gruesome discovery, three butchers had been harvesting human flesh and selling it to the starving people.

And what was in the envelope the man gave to the woman? A note, saying simply “This is the last one I am sending you today.”

oh

IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE LETTER MEANT AND NOW IM FREAKING OUT

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jacnoc:

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post. 

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gillyhoo:

mastemaslament:

fan-troll:

thewaywardvagabooty:

kiggor:

The Scottie Pinwheel

I’M SCREAMING THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN IN ALL OF MY LIFE

puppinwheel

look out, it’s hurricane scottie!

My first thought was Spades Slick.

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al-the-stuff-i-like:

thegoddamazon:

satyrette:

ineloquentformalities:

jamesrustin:

The faces of power.

These are GORGEOUS.

this beats the fuck out of that ‘beautified disney villains’ post that went around awhile back. oh yes please. 

Yo Ursula looks a billion times more terrifying, and actually makes the Mer People’s fear of her more realistic.

Also, Jafar…I’m here for it.

Maleficent is my favorite of these

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phemiec:

its-sociopath-ya-assbutt:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

i can’t feel anymore

phemiec:

its-sociopath-ya-assbutt:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

i can’t feel anymore

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scribbles5thm:

manafromheaven:

nekotin:

manafromheaven:

Why is anxiety a thing: the book

chapter one
“Why can’t I do simple things without feeling like I’m gonna puke”

chapter two
“This seriously isn’t that hard why am I crying”

chapter three
“I’m not lazy I’m just scared of failing”

Chapter four

“I’m anxious cause I keep messing up and I keep messing up cause I’m anxious”

Chapter five
“Talking to strangers on the phone more like sweating blood”

Chapter Six
“I need help but I don’t know how to ask so things just keep getting worse”

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Le Responsable
Jacques Dutronc
Blow Up A Go-Go

themodculture:

Jacques Dutronc - Le Responsable


glowingbunny:

Benedict Cumberbatch Alphabet → I is for Intelligence 

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for-hyrul3:

m-azing:

girljanitor:

defira85:

ouyangdan:

sanityscraps:

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist but if a man plays video games then he should  just expect to get messages asking him to show pics of his dick. Everyone knows video games are for women. 

image

Perfection.

Show us your junk or fucking get back outside and finish mowing the lawn, who even let you in the house

image

THE GRILL’S NOT GONNA LIGHT ITSELF

OH MY GOD

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mswyrr:

amazonpoodle:

theinfernalcakewalk:

combatbrodom:

sweaterkittensahoy:

The premise of the film project is simple: a woman is asked to read an excerpt from a personally elected body of literature. (x)

It’s called “Hysterical Literature,” and I have never seen a better example of questioning why it is that educated women (whether self or otherwise) always seem to be showcased as having no interest in sex. They all choose interesting books, and they all get off, and it’s fabulous.

It’s also brought forth a lot of comments (on youtube and otherwise) and WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS. IT’S SO DIRTY, and I feel that’s part of the point: Why is this considered so scandalous? It’s just sex. In fact, we don’t even SEE the sex, so the only thing that could be making people uncomfortable while watching it seems to be watching a woman enjoying getting sexual pleasure.

And maybe some of those people just aren’t into voyeurism  and that’s cool. But I’m betting a lot of them just don’t like to consider that maybe they think women having sexual pleasure is weird and that they think that you can’t have sexual pleasure as a woman and also have other facets and appreciation for “finer things.”

What I’m saying is, this whole series gives me a lot of thoughts.

Always reblog because Hysterical Literature is the sexiest thing I’ve seen in a long while. 

Pretty sure I’ll wanna watch this later soooo

I think some reasons for why the people who probably do watch porn are made so uncomfortable by Hysterical Literature are a little more involved, since there’s definitely a decent market for porn in which women masturbate solo. It’s not JUST that each woman is experiencing sexual pleasure, it’s the combination of a bunch of aspects that are specific to this series:

  • each woman is without a partner, so she’s not servicing anyone;
  • she’s without a partner, so her attention is focused inward — this is completely about her enjoyment only;
  • she’s without a partner, but she does have a vibrator and her own body, so she isn’t dependent on any other human for her orgasm;
  • she’s reading a selection of her own aloud with some serious dedication, demonstrating that there are things she finds just as interesting as sex;
  • we don’t get any of the visuals or the melodrama or the POV that are usually considered to be the point of porn, so we can’t be titillated by her body (or her partner’s body/actions, or her reactions to her partner’s body/actions) — we don’t get to see what’s causing her pleasure, we only see how it makes her feel.

The whole production is actually super-dismissive of mainstream (straight) porn and its primary audience (dudes), in that it’s not particularly staged for the viewer’s pleasure (there’s no pretense that there isn’t a viewer — it’s just not about them) unless the viewer happens to be a person who gets off on the idea of women having some fantastic selfish orgasms, even when the viewer is in no way invited to imagine themselves participating. :D

FANTASTIC.

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distance-dimension:

thorin-fili-kili-bilbo:

elenafishers:

in-a-hole-in-the-ground:

dance-colin-dance:

A Bonfire in Norway. :)

THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT

THE BEACONS ARE LIT

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

#AND ROHAN SHALL ANSWER

MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM

In which the Lord of the Rings fandom enhances posts.

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